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Modern Dad

  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: September 10, 2019

    I Smell Trouble

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: August 9, 2019

    At least the Roomba didn’t switch on

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: August 3, 2019

    Being bored wears me out

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: June 13, 2019

    As Father’s Day approaches, be sure you hug your mom

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: May 18, 2019

    Modern Dad: Some people should spend more time alone

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: April 13, 2019

    Our man’s war against neckties

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: March 23, 2019

    Modern Dad: Nit nabbers need noggin gnats (to feel fulfilled)

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: January 7, 2019

    Camping. Why not just call it a torture test?

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: December 10, 2018

    I don’t want a partridge in a pear tree, just flush the d#$% toilet

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  • Modern Dad, Voices,
    Published On: November 10, 2018

    Modern Dad: Thankful for a life well lived

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