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Modern Dad Elf Web Dec 2022

The 12 things Modern Dad wants for Christmas

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show Dec. 25. It’s the holiday season, which means it’s the time of year when we call our dads and ask them what they want […]

Modern Dad 5 years

2017-2022: Five years of ‘Modern Dad’

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show Nov. 11. This month marks five years since I began writing this column. Modern Dad was created when the editor and publisher of Cornelius […]

With apologies to 
“The Great Outdoors”

Camping in the dark

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show Sept. 9. The first time I went camping I was 25 years old. It was during a rafting trip with friends and I bought […]

Modern Dad 2022 lacrosse

My totally OCD approach to watching my kids play sports

Modern Dad | By Jon Show July 8. I was indoctrinated into Travel Sports Season five years ago when someone convinced me that I had to sign up my 8 […]

Modern Dad 2022 fathers day web

A father is patient, kind and a work in progress. I know I am.

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show June 17. Our little corner of the neighborhood has seen an influx of babies in the last year or so, which got me to […]

With apologies to Willy Wonka

Hey, candy man, what’s your Top 10?

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show April 8. My love affair with gas station candy began with the Whatchamacallit. When I was learning to swim I would get one after […]

Modern Dad March Maytag Web

Nothing in the kitchen works. Let that sink in.

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show I—like most people my age—grew up in a home that had appliances. I don’t remember anything specific about them other than they had buttons […]

Modern Dad 2022 snowday web

Snow daze

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show I love snow days like a five-year-old loves snow days. Once I find out snow is in the forecast I start checking the weather […]

With apologies to Jackie Gleason and “The Honeymooners”

Attention sports fans: Be the bus driver

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show Nov. 5. Youth sports are a big part of our family. My kids love to play and we love to watch them. But as […]

Dead Poets Modern Dad

Ode on a Cornelius Urn

MODERN DAD | By Jon Show It’s election season. That time of year when candidates scout out plots of land in high traffic areas and litter them with crooked lawn […]