—In a story about equal rights for women, we reported that NC Sen. Hawthorn Nathaniel said “Viva LaFrance.” He actually said “Viva La Difference.” We apologize for any confusion this may have caused, but in our defence they sound alike.

—A story about aliens coming to Cornelius erroneously included a photo of a spaceship.

—A headline about the Somelyay Club’s annual gala should have said the Sommelier Club.

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